mostly-funnytwittertweets:

greelin:

greelin:

need to be here rn

heaven is a place on earth with you….

studyblr:

sweatermuppet:

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.

catchymemes:

braindamaged007:

velvelvelvel:

[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄

marisatomay:

if you want the rewards (sleeping on fresh clean sheets) you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeals (stripping the bed, washing the sheets, making the bed)

whynotfabulous:

whynotfabulous:

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: “I’m about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it”

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: “The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We’re family. My road brother.”

You get it

tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

gauntletqueen:

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy